Bastkencud is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive badger.

Bastkencud created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastkencud, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bastkencud, he will cry a lot.

Bastkencud's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bastkencud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.