Bissrilveencum is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, generous camel.

Bissrilveencum created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissrilveencum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bissrilveencum, it will cry a lot.

Bissrilveencum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bissrilveencum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if five great tits approach from the north.

3. Run away from brown manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Never paint your face mauve.

5. Do not take Bissrilveencum's name in vain.