Bodlipdabgid Lansugyat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest turtle.

Bodlipdabgid Lansugyat created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodlipdabgid Lansugyat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bodlipdabgid Lansugyat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bodlipdabgid Lansugyat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bodlipdabgid Lansugyat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bodlipdabgid Lansugyat.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.