Timgofdod is a god.

It takes the form of a large, resourceful monkey.

Timgofdod created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Timgofdod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Timgofdod, it will turn you into a mouse.

Timgofdod's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Timgofdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Erect four titanium sculptures of Timgofdod on top of important buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always obey Timgofdod's priests.