Veenlooplip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Veenlooplip created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenlooplip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Veenlooplip, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Veenlooplip's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Veenlooplip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Veenlooplip loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.