Targhotved is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish cow.

Targhotved created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targhotved, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Targhotved, she will manifest in front of you.

Targhotved's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Targhotved's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six moths approach from the east.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Never feed pineapples to eagles while wearing shoes.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.