Quimcubhig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, loving wasp.

Quimcubhig created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimcubhig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quimcubhig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quimcubhig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Quimcubhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Always obey Quimcubhig's priests.

5. Put Quimcubhig first in all things.