Sadtomgodtapgil is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered fairy.

Sadtomgodtapgil created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sadtomgodtapgil, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadtomgodtapgil, he will turn you into a snail.

Sadtomgodtapgil's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Sadtomgodtapgil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Sadtomgodtapgil on top of important buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not kill cats.