Fighakfubyak Vonkabjiploplakarpstigtig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, prudent wyrm.

Fighakfubyak Vonkabjiploplakarpstigtig created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fighakfubyak Vonkabjiploplakarpstigtig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fighakfubyak Vonkabjiploplakarpstigtig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fighakfubyak Vonkabjiploplakarpstigtig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fighakfubyak Vonkabjiploplakarpstigtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must pray to Fighakfubyak Vonkabjiploplakarpstigtig three times a day.

5. Never feed onions to swans while wearing mauve shoes.