Bop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving turtle.

Bop created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Bop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bop, she will not care at all.

Bop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Put Bop first in all things.

5. Erect four lead sculptures of Bop on top of important buildings.