Arntamcut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart raven.

Arntamcut created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arntamcut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arntamcut, he will turn you into a tree.

Arntamcut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Arntamcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing yellow kilts and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

5. Never mention porpoises.