Omtpadmit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome snail.

Omtpadmit created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtpadmit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtpadmit, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Omtpadmit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Omtpadmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near badgers.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.