Dotyimquag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, moody pig.

Dotyimquag created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotyimquag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dotyimquag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dotyimquag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dotyimquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.