Gebmidpang is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart hare.

Gebmidpang created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebmidpang, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gebmidpang, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gebmidpang's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gebmidpang's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear magenta ear rings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed lemons to hamsters while wearing cyan boots.