Bitflatcim Bestpogfab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing hare.

Bitflatcim Bestpogfab created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitflatcim Bestpogfab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bitflatcim Bestpogfab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bitflatcim Bestpogfab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bitflatcim Bestpogfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.