Miphunwad Bangamgun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring duck.

Miphunwad Bangamgun created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miphunwad Bangamgun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miphunwad Bangamgun, he will destroy your home solar system.

Miphunwad Bangamgun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Miphunwad Bangamgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Do not take Miphunwad Bangamgun's name in vain.