Singunfit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent meerkat.

Singunfit created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Singunfit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Singunfit, she will turn you into a tree.

Singunfit's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Singunfit's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Never sing in the presence of goats.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.