Lencubvog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic wyrm.

Lencubvog created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lencubvog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lencubvog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lencubvog's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Lencubvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Lencubvog on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed lots of bread to manatees while wearing white shirts.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Never write about planets.