Quafflanboncanbellibduss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish octopus.

Quafflanboncanbellibduss created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Quafflanboncanbellibduss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quafflanboncanbellibduss, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quafflanboncanbellibduss' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Quafflanboncanbellibduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Always obey Quafflanboncanbellibduss' priests.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.