Panrillzag Jontun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless shark.

Panrillzag Jontun created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panrillzag Jontun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Panrillzag Jontun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Panrillzag Jontun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Panrillzag Jontun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.