Taglibgup Mithinragfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fast rhinoceros.

Taglibgup Mithinragfeb created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taglibgup Mithinragfeb, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Taglibgup Mithinragfeb, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Taglibgup Mithinragfeb's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Taglibgup Mithinragfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shave your arms.