Candodzimlit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witless pig.

Candodzimlit created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Candodzimlit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Candodzimlit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Candodzimlit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Candodzimlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the east.