Vognibbossomtfabkiphub is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless gnu.

Vognibbossomtfabkiphub created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vognibbossomtfabkiphub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vognibbossomtfabkiphub, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vognibbossomtfabkiphub's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vognibbossomtfabkiphub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Worship no other gods but Vognibbossomtfabkiphub.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.