Bidligzed is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthinking tapir.

Bidligzed created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidligzed, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bidligzed, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bidligzed's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bidligzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bidligzed's name in vain.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Never eat green fruit.