Mutdutloop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, smart squirrel.

Mutdutloop created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdutloop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutdutloop, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Mutdutloop's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mutdutloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Mutdutloop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.