Minxenvab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, boastful unicorn.

Minxenvab created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Minxenvab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Minxenvab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Minxenvab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Minxenvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.