Volyimgov is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, able mole.

Volyimgov created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volyimgov, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Volyimgov, she will remove you from existence.

Volyimgov's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Volyimgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Volyimgov.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never feed lots of bread to rats while wearing purple coats.