Ingtabkenabsaggid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful hamster.

Ingtabkenabsaggid created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingtabkenabsaggid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingtabkenabsaggid, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ingtabkenabsaggid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ingtabkenabsaggid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Always obey Ingtabkenabsaggid's priests.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Ingtabkenabsaggid in the centre of the settlement.