Fubwaparm is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, astonishing jellyfish.

Fubwaparm created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubwaparm, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubwaparm, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fubwaparm's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fubwaparm's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red snails for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.