Zogflanvig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, amazing wren.

Zogflanvig created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogflanvig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zogflanvig, he will turn you into a puffin.

Zogflanvig's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zogflanvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must love Zogflanvig.