Nullfodhun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane squirrel.

Nullfodhun created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullfodhun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nullfodhun, she will turn you into a slug.

Nullfodhun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nullfodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always take life seriously.