Dobpopton is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind wolf.

Dobpopton created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobpopton, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dobpopton, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dobpopton's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dobpopton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Dobpopton in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.