Huglarnnad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful wombat.

Huglarnnad created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Huglarnnad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Huglarnnad, he will remove you from existence.

Huglarnnad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Huglarnnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide if three moths approach from the north.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Huglarnnad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.