Bissdossaw is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciless raven.

Bissdossaw created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissdossaw, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bissdossaw, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bissdossaw's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bissdossaw's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.