Yarpdumbog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, generous goblin.

Yarpdumbog created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpdumbog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarpdumbog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Yarpdumbog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yarpdumbog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.