Ditlibrot Larnflatquag Podcutsis is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awesome finch.

Ditlibrot Larnflatquag Podcutsis created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditlibrot Larnflatquag Podcutsis, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ditlibrot Larnflatquag Podcutsis, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ditlibrot Larnflatquag Podcutsis' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ditlibrot Larnflatquag Podcutsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.