Kabkimduss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless snail.

Kabkimduss created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabkimduss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kabkimduss, it will turn you into a sheep.

Kabkimduss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Kabkimduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.