Bamsanddam is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent donkey.

Bamsanddam created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamsanddam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bamsanddam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bamsanddam's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bamsanddam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bamsanddam on top of all buildings.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.