Zimgararnnil is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring clam.

Zimgararnnil created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimgararnnil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zimgararnnil, it will not invite you to parties.

Zimgararnnil's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zimgararnnil's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Do not hurt goats.