Dabkemcud Appmonstig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane wyvern.

Dabkemcud Appmonstig created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabkemcud Appmonstig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dabkemcud Appmonstig, it will turn you into a tree.

Dabkemcud Appmonstig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dabkemcud Appmonstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five frogs in a large pit.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabkemcud Appmonstig.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dabkemcud Appmonstig in the centre of the settlement.