Jatcibnan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, clever toad.

Jatcibnan created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatcibnan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jatcibnan, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jatcibnan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jatcibnan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Put Jatcibnan first in all things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.