Rilhinban is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, all-powerful ferret.

Rilhinban created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilhinban, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rilhinban, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rilhinban's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rilhinban's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rilhinban.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about planets.