Cudflambam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, generous hare.

Cudflambam created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudflambam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cudflambam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cudflambam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cudflambam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Cudflambam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never run near turtles.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never think about special relativity.