Mipcubrak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring ant.

Mipcubrak created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipcubrak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mipcubrak, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mipcubrak's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Mipcubrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not keep seven goats in a large pit.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never hurt dogs.