Teengomdon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, staggering hare.

Teengomdon created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teengomdon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Teengomdon, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Teengomdon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Teengomdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never think about dark matter near manatees while wearing pink dresses and balancing nine titanium spheres on your head.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Always help sick porpoises.