Fobgupsin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent dolphin.

Fobgupsin created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobgupsin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fobgupsin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fobgupsin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fobgupsin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not take Fobgupsin's name in vain.