Bagmitvogfighon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered bee.

Bagmitvogfighon created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagmitvogfighon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bagmitvogfighon, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bagmitvogfighon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bagmitvogfighon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to seals while wearing corsets.

2. Never wear purple dresses.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.