Nellkiktal is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, caring chicken.

Nellkiktal created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellkiktal, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nellkiktal, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nellkiktal's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nellkiktal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing fawn ear rings.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Never pour water over plants.