Larnyogyattabfarten is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, blissful rhinoceros.

Larnyogyattabfarten created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnyogyattabfarten, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larnyogyattabfarten, it will turn you into a rock.

Larnyogyattabfarten's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Larnyogyattabfarten's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Larnyogyattabfarten loves dogs, so they must be respected.