Landamwab Tiphapveg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent elephant.

Landamwab Tiphapveg created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Landamwab Tiphapveg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Landamwab Tiphapveg, it will turn you into a hamster.

Landamwab Tiphapveg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Landamwab Tiphapveg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not keep five porpoises in a large pit.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.