Mis is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing wren.

Mis created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mis, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mis' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mis' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Mis.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mis.